damn I just found my login for this shit and it still says I’m 24. I turn 27 soon.

anyway wassup? I’ve returned with a crippling Bo Burnham obsession and alcoholism

obamasnow:

obamasnow:

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

bobavader:

bobavader:

Erika moen and her husband vs grimes and elon musk tag team deathmatch

Winner gets to fight john lennon’s reanimated corpse and yoko ono

I get drunk and order 128 oz of olive oil because we’re almost out and apparently I never want us to run out of olive oil ever again